Fluent Sarcasm Sweatshirt
White / S
Rs. 1,349.00 INR
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Fluent Sarcasm Sweatshirt
Rs. 1,349.00 INR
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Product Details
Fluent Sarcasm Sweatshirt — for those who communicate primarily in eye-rolls, dry one-liners, and perfectly-timed sarcasm.
100% cotton-poly blend, 400 GSM heavyweight fleece – soft, warm, and built to last.
Oversized unisex fit – dropped shoulders and a relaxed silhouette for that effortless streetwear look.
Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.
Fluent Sarcasm Sweatshirt – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What does the graphic say?
A: A bold outlined typeface reading "I Speak Fluent Sarcasm" — for anyone whose default tone of voice needs a disclaimer.
Q: Who should wear this?
A: Sarcasm enthusiasts, deadpan humour fans, and anyone whose group chat replies are 90% wit and 10% punctuation.
Q: What's the fit and fabric like?
A: An oversized unisex fit in heavyweight 400 GSM cotton-poly fleece with dropped shoulders — soft, warm, and built for everyday wear, sizes S to 3XL.
Part of House of Anit's collection of sarcastic quote sweatshirts, witty graphic streetwear, and oversized comfort fits for India's Gen Z — search "fluent sarcasm sweatshirt", "sarcastic graphic hoodie", "funny quote sweatshirt india", and "oversized streetwear india" for more dry-humour drops.
Colours: White · Sizes: S to 3XL
Printed to order and dispatched within 2 working days. COD on most pincodes.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
Made to order
Dispatched in 2 working days
Free prepaid delivery
COD at no extra charge
Easy size exchange
Request within 5 days
Quality guaranteed
Premium materials
Email support
houseofanit@gmail.com
Pan India shipping
Delivered in 5–7 working days
Delivery & Services
Estimated delivery
Fabric & quality
You'll feel the difference.
Premium materials, soft against the skin, and built to hold their shape after every wash.
Material
Cotton fleece
Weight
400 GSM
Care
Machine wash cold
Why you'll love it
Built to be worn, not displayed.
Built right, every detail considered.
Premium Fabric
Soft, breathable, made for all-day comfort.
Perfect Fit
Designed to flatter every body type.
Long-Lasting Print
Doesn't crack or fade — wash after wash.
Unisex Style
Cut to work for everyone.
Section 01 — Identity
Made for the ones who
wear it like they mean it.
- 01 Wear what you actually feel. Not what the algorithm tells you to.
- 02 Back streetwear, not fast fashion. Pieces made to outlast trends.
- 03 Stand out anywhere. On the metro, in class, at the coffee shop.
- 04 Quality you can feel. Premium fabric, every single time.
FAQ
Everything you need to know
Fits vary by product: most tees, hoodies and sweatshirts are oversized or regular fit, and crop pieces sit shorter. Check the size chart and the fit noted in the description before you order.
Every piece is made to order and dispatched within 2 working days. Delivery then takes 5–7 working days depending on your location. Delivery is free on prepaid orders, and cash on delivery is available on most pincodes at no extra charge. We also ship internationally, with rates shown at checkout.
Yes. You can request a return or a size exchange within 5 days of delivery, as long as the piece is unused, unworn and has its tags on. Size exchanges depend on availability, and you can pick the new size on the website straight away. A ₹149 charge applies if you return an exchanged order. For a wrong or missing item, share an unboxing video within 24 hours of delivery. Shipping charges are not refundable.
It depends on the product. Tees are cotton or cotton-blend (160–260 GSM), and hoodies and sweatshirts are heavyweight fleece (300–400 GSM). The exact fabric and GSM are listed in the description.
Wash inside-out in cold water, air-dry in the shade (no tumble dry) and iron inside-out to keep the print sharp.
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