Calm-A-Sutra Sweatshirt
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Calm-A-Sutra Sweatshirt — a meditating guru illustration sits inside a warm hexagon pattern, captioned with the perfectly punny "the art of not giving a f**k." Zen humor that lands every single time.
100% cotton-poly blend, 400 GSM heavyweight fleece – soft, warm, and built to last.
Oversized unisex fit – dropped shoulders and a relaxed silhouette for that effortless streetwear look.
Wash inside-out in cold water, dry on low heat. Flip it inside out before ironing.
Calm-A-Sutra Sweatshirt – Frequently Asked Questions
Q: What's the design on this sweatshirt?
A: A meditating guru illustration framed by a warm hexagon pattern, captioned "Calm-A-Sutra — the art of not giving a f**k" — a perfectly punny take on zen culture.
Q: What's the fit like?
A: Oversized and relaxed with dropped shoulders – true to size for an everyday streetwear silhouette, runs roomier than our regular-fit hoodies. Check our size chart for details.
Q: Who would enjoy this sweatshirt?
A: Anyone who's "basically a monk except for the patience part," fans of witty zen-parody graphics, and lovers of clever pun-driven humor.
Love funny meditation-themed sweatshirts and witty zen-parody graphics? House of Anit prints original pun-driven designs like "Calm-A-Sutra" — search "funny meditation graphic sweatshirt," "zen parody humor sweatshirt," "guru illustration graphic streetwear," or "witty yoga meme sweatshirt" to discover more.
Care & Maintenance
To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions included with each item, designed to help you keep your purchase in top condition.
Size & Fit
Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.
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Doesn't crack or fade — wash after wash.
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- 01 Wear what you actually feel. Not what the algorithm tells you to.
- 02 Back streetwear, not fast fashion. Pieces made to outlast trends.
- 03 Stand out anywhere. On the metro, in class, at the coffee shop.
- 04 Quality you can feel. Premium fabric, every single time.

Loved by thousands.
"Quality is genuinely premium. The fit is exactly right — not boxy at all."
"Bought it for college. Print hasn't cracked after 6 washes. Getting another."
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